Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Stake Boundary Changes

This dream starts out with me talking to Brian and a few others who left the ward because of boundary changes.  Brian said he was joining a committee as one of four instead of the original two.  After talking for a while, I head over to sacrament meeting and sit next to Scott Skousen.  It was fast and testimony meeting, so people started going up to share their testimony.

The first guy starts a projected video presentation behind him showing scenery of rolling hills like LOTR and starts playing some sort of flute.  I make some comment to Skousen about Utah Mormons and why this is why I was planning on moving.

Colton from our ward was next, and he was balancing a video camera on his head while balancing other thing one his shoulder.  He would balance things like nerf guns and get real close to someone and threaten to shoot them.

I couldn't take any more after that, so Skousen and I left and found ourselves in a western area staged for another performance.  I remember riding on a flying pioneer wagon and watching someone cook a tomato and ground beef meal, but the rest is a blur.

The next morning I wake up in a friends house ready to move to California.  I bring out my second bike that hooks up to the trailer and get things ready.  As I am about to leave, the mother figure comes and invites me to stop by the junkyard to pick up some tires to start me on my used tires business I plan on starting.  Smart move!  :P  I make up some excuse about having a car later and head to California!

Friday, May 15, 2015

Second Life

So, this dream really begins at the end.  I'm with my mom in some big city talking with her and a few other people.  When all the sudden we see two giant waves coming towards us from opposite directions, destroying everything in its path.  We seem to have a few seconds, so mom and I look at each other, hug, and say that we love each other.  The water didn't come in a huge crash, but gradually, then the rest must have come in a large wave because all of the sudden we were all under water.

While under water I felt something strange, I thought, maybe this is the spirit comforting me as I go, but at that time we all started sinking fast and had lights glowing from our chests.  The next thing I remember, I was standing with the same people in a cave-like area.  It was night, but there were enough lights so I could see everyone.  I'm holding two sticks, one in each hand.  I overhead that those who have gone through the process enough times remember what happen and come through the process with the 2 sticks.  Those who haven't gone through as many times come through with one stick.  I noticed mom had one stick and had the mentality of a child.  She also must have overheard the conversation, because she broke her stick in half so she could be like me.  I chuckled, then began to look around.

It wasn't long before I noticed we were prisoners. We were locked in a cage, with plenty of soldiers on watch.  We immediately sprang into action.  We broke the lock, I took mom and crouched through the shadows.  As we made our way through a van drove by, used some sort of ray gun that shot out rings around the prisoner that probably teleported him into the van.  I tried getting mom to hide in a large tube until the van passed, but she was scared and refused to go in (there was a spider web in there to be fair).  So, plan B, we run.

Some other guy decides to join us, so we get by all of the soldiers and vans and around the corner we find a giant wall filled with bright colors, lights, and decorations.  It is also divided into sections of what seemed like holidays, each with a slide going who knows where.  One of their leaders had then seen us, so we made our way to what looked like the Christmas wall.  The guy jumped in first, then I helped mom in, then I went in, but didn't slide down yet so I could get some information from the bad guy before I went.  He warned me that going into these worlds too many times could be dangerous.

After sliding down things got strange and turned into and old time video game.  I went through and distributed weapons and armor among the three of us and off we went.

Analysis:  Maybe some relation with the 3 of us kids, Sean, Sarah, and I.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Beastly Morning

I debated whether or not to record this one, was just 30min before my alarm went off.

It start with me working a late night. For some reason I see another group doing something (I can't remember what) when I step away from my desk for a break.  I (we) finally finish whatever we are doing at about 4AM, so I go home.  The home and roommates aren't any place or anyone I remember, but when I park in the driveway I get ridiculed for the spot I chose, since it was kind of off to the side so the driveway could still be open.  It seems like some people were still up, but anyways I went to sleep until my alarm at 6.

When I woke up, I went straight to school.  I went to one class that wasn't mine first (maybe I was a TA?)  They were having a final, and after setting things up I headed towards my next class.  On the way I noticed a large group of people near and in a pool.  While I was taking a break near the pool, and gigantic monster appeared and I hid against a cement road block where I knew it couldn't find or reach me.

About this time I knew I was more powerful than a mere human, and decided to stop by my class to see if anyone is hurt.  Not really scared of the beast, but avoiding it.  When I got to the class it was empty, but I cast some protection spells on the building knowing the creature could have no chance getting through.  In the room were a bunch of weapons.  Guns, knives, I of course chose a samurai sword.  I then checked the neighboring rooms to see if anyone else was there.

I remember meeting up with 2 more people, one was an inventor, and we were planning how to take care of the creature.  (Though I'm not sure why I didn't convince him to take it down myself).  The inventor took me into his secret room with all sorts of inventions.  I remember seeing some steam tech and a gunblade.

I woke up before we actually took on the beast, but I'm sure I took it out no problem ;)

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Cure

I do not have any powers or abilities, but I am an action hero. The dream starts with me being captured by the main bad guy. He had me hooked up to a machine that literally rips the skeleton out of your body. Yeah, pretty gross. So, he makes his long bad guy speech, turns the machine on, and walks away laughing maniacally. 

I feel the pain of the machine separating bone and flesh. The pain intensifies until I feel a great tear and I see my skeleton creeping away from me. "I'm still alive!," I thought. I needed to get my skeleton back fast though, because I didn't know how much longer I had. Without bones I was able to slip through the contraption. I mustered all my strength and pushed myself into the skeleton. I was whole, but weak, bleeding, and fragile.

I needed a surgeon. I took down a guard to get out of the room, and luckily we were in a hospital! I asked the receptionist where the operating room was, she said the 14th floor. I got on the elevator, but while on the elevator someone said it was in the neighboring building. When I got off, another man followed me and attacked me. I got his gun away from him, but all I could find for a weapon was a pen. With a few well placed jabs he was out. I checked to make sure I didn't break any major seems, but I appeared to be OK.

When I got to the next building, I saw a man in a mirror who looked similar to me but older. He was mouthing something, but I didn't understand. I went to the other side, he said to go to the bathroom, the cure would be in there. I found the bathroom, and the cure which looked like a thermometer with a packet of liquid attached. 

About that time the man entered and said I was two minutes late. I thought maybe it was me from the future, but couldn't be sure. I took the medicine, and he told me I would be fine, but they would be after me and I had to escape.

That's where the dream ended. I'm sure I got out and exacted my revenge. ;)

Friday, March 20, 2015

The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster

Temple Drug Tester
Ok, so yesterday was my first day working in the oquirrh mountain temple, sooo.... it's not my fault.  Disclaimer, the temple is NOTHING like this, this was just a dream, so if you want more information check out http://www.mormon.org/faq/use-of-temples .  Ok, so basically I was assigned with someone else to select random people for drug tests.  Yeah, it was very strange, and I remember at one point someone (I think from my ward) stood up and called out two people in the front who she said would very obviously fail the test.  When she said that, they made their way out of the temple and we walked with them (kind of like a walking chase) out of the room.  End, I know, boring, but thought it was strange.


10 Min Bathroom Blitz
Ok, another short strange one to waste your time.  So, we were on a 10 minute break from something.  I went down to the bathrooms (because I had to go!), but they didn't say which was Mens and Womens. So, I chose one.  I saw a ton of stalls (like 100), so I thought it might be the womens, but at this point I didn't care.  Shortly after a bunch of guys slided in on discs raiding the girls bathroom (of course the stalls kind of disappeared and it was all clean playful fun).


The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster
This one is actually a full story.  It starts with me and Sean in Mexico somewhere where I served my mission.  Sean ordered something, but it had black stuff on it, so I asked if it was from black beans or mole (even though mole really isn't black).  They said black beans and I continued to tell Sean about how much I didn't like mole, and asked if I could see the container just so I could look through the ingredients,  but I wasn't hungry.  A young Mexican girl came a sat by us.  Sean told me to be careful of the young ones, because they usually speak English, but I said I knew her from the mission.  The server came back and said some stuff in Spanish, but I had a hard time understanding.  He came back a little later with a green drink.  My brother didn't want it, and afterwards the Mexican girl explained that he offered us a kale and liver drink and I said sure, UGH! Too bad he didn't drink it! :D

As we left the restaurant, I realized I left my keys where I was sitting, and I saw someone else about to sit in my seat, so I quickly reached down and got them.  There were now 3 girls and Sean and I walking.  And I asked Sean where the car was because I didn't have my wallet and felt that I should.  Sean said it was quite a ways away, but he wanted to get something from it too, so he and the cutest girl (don't judge :P ) went out to the car.  The other 2 girls were still plenty cute, so I was still happy.

We were by the beach, so I thought, hey, let's go swimming!  I love the beach! :D  They said it probably wasn't a good idea because it was a reverse tide.  Uh... Ok.  I didn't understand, but didn't argue either.  I soon noticed that waves were coming in from both directions, like we were on a small beach or peninsula.  The tide quickly rose, and I found a tall rock and where the girls and I could get a sure footing.  Luckily no more waves came in and the water receded.

When we got back on the sand, people were strewn all over the place.  We then heard screams coming from the north and saw a 10 foot tall Gila Monster.  It was moving lightning fast and eating people left and right.  It was coming our way, so I made sure the girls were safe before climbing for safety myself.  I started climbing right as the Gila Monster got to us, so it was focused on me.  I climbed as fast as I could, but it caught up to me.  And its head was level with mine, I got a firm grip with my left hand and used my right to land several solid punches.  Eventually it fell and I dropped down to make sure it was dead.

Dream Ending speculation: One of the cute girls says, "Oh my hero!" and we live happily ever after :P

Monday, March 9, 2015

Dreams a-plenty

Ok, so for some reason my body wanted to sleep for like... 15 hours and have some strange dreams, so... here we go!

Moving Day
So, I really hate moving.. This dream starts out with me packing and trying to get ready for a flight in time.  I remember using Sean's present, a very expensive frying pan.  As I pick it up I noticed some wear on it and feel guilty about using it.  I'm trying to rush it, but my flight leaves in an hour and it seems hopeless.  That's about it, I probably don't make it :(  but it's just a dream!

Second Mission Chaos
So, for some reason I dream often I'm on a second mission.  This time our apartment is my home, and there's quite a few of us there.  My trainer from my first mission, Sean, Johnathan Robinson, and some others including the previous missionaries from the area.  We were taking the day off and slacking for some reason.  One of the elders was making calls and I was playing on the classic gameboy with the green screen.  I'm messing around with the volume so that it doesn't disturb his calls.  One of the previous missionaries for the area comes by and tells us some things about the area.  He tells us about one family to get close to because they give us a lot of stuff (what kind of missionaries ARE we!?).  For example, he shows us this strange fruit.  Cause, I'm all about those strange fruits :P

So, after a while the dream shifted and we were under attack by 1-foot tall shadow creatures.  These shadows especially went after virgins, oh goodie!  So, I remember trying to escape them and we ended up at the provo mall.  Unfortunately another short ended dream

Bonus
Ok, I know this one's strange, but it was almost like I was watching a youtube video more than actually being there.  So, I think a bunch of guys were playing football and this one guy gets hit really hard.  Uh, so hard in fact his legs are torn off.  He doesn't seem too phased by it though.  He then reaches for his legs, shoves them back in his sockets and trys to walk on them.  Everyone's trying to stop him, and they eventually do to get him to the hospital.