The Brawl

 Sean and I after spending the day at Disneyland meet up with someone to make a trade or something and offer them a ride home. On the way home the car is instead containing not just Sean (in passenger seat) and I, but Rachel (Sean's wife, who is driving) and at least 1 other person in the back with me. As we get closer to home we explain how it's changed getting home now that there's a temple nearby. Also it's Halloween and there's kids flooding the streets. 

One of the kids hits the car hard with an axe and starts to run away a short distance to his parents who have some sort of trunk or treat setup. We drive after him and Rachel encourages Sean to lecture the boy and his parents. He gets out starts yelling at the boy and parents for never punishing him and immediately the boy's dad and Sean start fighting/wrestling. We're all kind of just watching, Sean's doing really well, so the boy's dad's two friends get up to jump in and help him. That when I spring to action, 3v1 just isn't fair! So I get over there and basically keep the other two back while Sean and the boy's dad finish up. After the separate and start walking back to their cars I start talking to the boy's father. I try to reason with him and he's actually agreeing with me. As i get into the car a make a comment like, "maybe you could make a dent in his ax so he understands how it feels?" and the dad's agreeing with me like it's a good idea!

Back in the car, everyone is in cardboard boxes. Of course :D So I'm like what's going on? Then someone said, don't know who, probably my super model date, "We're too embarrassed to show our faces because we're so attracted to you right now." Haha

Saving Sister Occleshaw

The Meeting

We start as we make our way to a generic store where about 20 of us will meet to discuss combating addictions or crime in the area. Those who I recognize are my brother Sean and the 2 sister missionaries Sister Occleshaw and Sister Manning (from the Clearwater Ward). When we get there I've got an armful of stuff, so I make may way in find an open spot on the floor and put everything down. I hear a commotion outside, so I go check it out.

The Attack

When I get outside I see Sister Occleshaw in distress, crying about how someone was trying to steal her pants. Concerned for her safety and worried it might have been some sexual attack I along with Sister Manning helped get her home. On the way back her attacker again appeared. It was a woman, completely nude, almost demonic and once again was trying to take off Sister Occleshaw's pants (After pondering, perhaps could be an attack on Chastity, not so much that the woman wanted Sister Occleshaw's pants to cover herself up, but rather to take away). Instantly I lunge for the woman and tell Sister Manning and Sister Occleshaw to get to safety. The woman puts up a struggle, but physically I am fairly easily able to pin her down. She then starts screaming "Virgin!" like an insult or verbal attack..

The Containment

Somehow we were able to contain the woman as a sort of goo in a container, but we still couldn't get rid of it. We did experiments and the goo would form a hand whenever Sister Occleshaw was near, pat her head, then tap her shoulder. Even though it seemed harmless (somehow, despite what we just went through) we were afraid of what it might do as a 3rd action. Every time we open the container near Sister Occleshaw, a pat, then a tap, until I let it proceed and it reaches out with a strong electric charge. I quickly redirect the goo with my hand into the container, close it, and throw it in a garbage can, seemingly killing it.

The Memory

We then pan to 4 of us at a small table some time in the future. Sister Manning I think with her husband, Sister Occleshaw, and I. Sister Occleshaw's still so grateful for what I did to protect her, and I happily say it was well worth it for a numb pinky for the rest of my life and some scarring. She give me a great big hug and we continue talking, eating, and reminiscing about that crazy day.

Second Life

So, this dream really begins at the end.  I'm with my mom in some big city talking with her and a few other people.  When all the sudden we see two giant waves coming towards us from opposite directions, destroying everything in its path.  We seem to have a few seconds, so mom and I look at each other, hug, and say that we love each other.  The water didn't come in a huge crash, but gradually, then the rest must have come in a large wave because all of the sudden we were all under water.

While under water I felt something strange, I thought, maybe this is the spirit comforting me as I go, but at that time we all started sinking fast and had lights glowing from our chests.  The next thing I remember, I was standing with the same people in a cave-like area.  It was night, but there were enough lights so I could see everyone.  I'm holding two sticks, one in each hand.  I overhead that those who have gone through the process enough times remember what happen and come through the process with the 2 sticks.  Those who haven't gone through as many times come through with one stick.  I noticed mom had one stick and had the mentality of a child.  She also must have overheard the conversation, because she broke her stick in half so she could be like me.  I chuckled, then began to look around.

It wasn't long before I noticed we were prisoners. We were locked in a cage, with plenty of soldiers on watch.  We immediately sprang into action.  We broke the lock, I took mom and crouched through the shadows.  As we made our way through a van drove by, used some sort of ray gun that shot out rings around the prisoner that probably teleported him into the van.  I tried getting mom to hide in a large tube until the van passed, but she was scared and refused to go in (there was a spider web in there to be fair).  So, plan B, we run.

Some other guy decides to join us, so we get by all of the soldiers and vans and around the corner we find a giant wall filled with bright colors, lights, and decorations.  It is also divided into sections of what seemed like holidays, each with a slide going who knows where.  One of their leaders had then seen us, so we made our way to what looked like the Christmas wall.  The guy jumped in first, then I helped mom in, then I went in, but didn't slide down yet so I could get some information from the bad guy before I went.  He warned me that going into these worlds too many times could be dangerous.

After sliding down things got strange and turned into and old time video game.  I went through and distributed weapons and armor among the three of us and off we went.

Analysis:  Maybe some relation with the 3 of us kids, Sean, Sarah, and I.

Beastly Morning

I debated whether or not to record this one, was just 30min before my alarm went off.

It start with me working a late night. For some reason I see another group doing something (I can't remember what) when I step away from my desk for a break.  I (we) finally finish whatever we are doing at about 4AM, so I go home.  The home and roommates aren't any place or anyone I remember, but when I park in the driveway I get ridiculed for the spot I chose, since it was kind of off to the side so the driveway could still be open.  It seems like some people were still up, but anyways I went to sleep until my alarm at 6.

When I woke up, I went straight to school.  I went to one class that wasn't mine first (maybe I was a TA?)  They were having a final, and after setting things up I headed towards my next class.  On the way I noticed a large group of people near and in a pool.  While I was taking a break near the pool, and gigantic monster appeared and I hid against a cement road block where I knew it couldn't find or reach me.

About this time I knew I was more powerful than a mere human, and decided to stop by my class to see if anyone is hurt.  Not really scared of the beast, but avoiding it.  When I got to the class it was empty, but I cast some protection spells on the building knowing the creature could have no chance getting through.  In the room were a bunch of weapons.  Guns, knives, I of course chose a samurai sword.  I then checked the neighboring rooms to see if anyone else was there.

I remember meeting up with 2 more people, one was an inventor, and we were planning how to take care of the creature.  (Though I'm not sure why I didn't convince him to take it down myself).  The inventor took me into his secret room with all sorts of inventions.  I remember seeing some steam tech and a gunblade.

I woke up before we actually took on the beast, but I'm sure I took it out no problem ;)

The Cure

I do not have any powers or abilities, but I am an action hero. The dream starts with me being captured by the main bad guy. He had me hooked up to a machine that literally rips the skeleton out of your body. Yeah, pretty gross. So, he makes his long bad guy speech, turns the machine on, and walks away laughing maniacally. 

I feel the pain of the machine separating bone and flesh. The pain intensifies until I feel a great tear and I see my skeleton creeping away from me. "I'm still alive!," I thought. I needed to get my skeleton back fast though, because I didn't know how much longer I had. Without bones I was able to slip through the contraption. I mustered all my strength and pushed myself into the skeleton. I was whole, but weak, bleeding, and fragile.

I needed a surgeon. I took down a guard to get out of the room, and luckily we were in a hospital! I asked the receptionist where the operating room was, she said the 14th floor. I got on the elevator, but while on the elevator someone said it was in the neighboring building. When I got off, another man followed me and attacked me. I got his gun away from him, but all I could find for a weapon was a pen. With a few well placed jabs he was out. I checked to make sure I didn't break any major seems, but I appeared to be OK.

When I got to the next building, I saw a man in a mirror who looked similar to me but older. He was mouthing something, but I didn't understand. I went to the other side, he said to go to the bathroom, the cure would be in there. I found the bathroom, and the cure which looked like a thermometer with a packet of liquid attached. 

About that time the man entered and said I was two minutes late. I thought maybe it was me from the future, but couldn't be sure. I took the medicine, and he told me I would be fine, but they would be after me and I had to escape.

That's where the dream ended. I'm sure I got out and exacted my revenge. ;)

The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster

Temple Drug Tester
Ok, so yesterday was my first day working in the oquirrh mountain temple, sooo.... it's not my fault.  Disclaimer, the temple is NOTHING like this, this was just a dream, so if you want more information check out http://www.mormon.org/faq/use-of-temples .  Ok, so basically I was assigned with someone else to select random people for drug tests.  Yeah, it was very strange, and I remember at one point someone (I think from my ward) stood up and called out two people in the front who she said would very obviously fail the test.  When she said that, they made their way out of the temple and we walked with them (kind of like a walking chase) out of the room.  End, I know, boring, but thought it was strange.


10 Min Bathroom Blitz
Ok, another short strange one to waste your time.  So, we were on a 10 minute break from something.  I went down to the bathrooms (because I had to go!), but they didn't say which was Mens and Womens. So, I chose one.  I saw a ton of stalls (like 100), so I thought it might be the womens, but at this point I didn't care.  Shortly after a bunch of guys slided in on discs raiding the girls bathroom (of course the stalls kind of disappeared and it was all clean playful fun).


The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster
This one is actually a full story.  It starts with me and Sean in Mexico somewhere where I served my mission.  Sean ordered something, but it had black stuff on it, so I asked if it was from black beans or mole (even though mole really isn't black).  They said black beans and I continued to tell Sean about how much I didn't like mole, and asked if I could see the container just so I could look through the ingredients,  but I wasn't hungry.  A young Mexican girl came a sat by us.  Sean told me to be careful of the young ones, because they usually speak English, but I said I knew her from the mission.  The server came back and said some stuff in Spanish, but I had a hard time understanding.  He came back a little later with a green drink.  My brother didn't want it, and afterwards the Mexican girl explained that he offered us a kale and liver drink and I said sure, UGH! Too bad he didn't drink it! :D

As we left the restaurant, I realized I left my keys where I was sitting, and I saw someone else about to sit in my seat, so I quickly reached down and got them.  There were now 3 girls and Sean and I walking.  And I asked Sean where the car was because I didn't have my wallet and felt that I should.  Sean said it was quite a ways away, but he wanted to get something from it too, so he and the cutest girl (don't judge :P ) went out to the car.  The other 2 girls were still plenty cute, so I was still happy.

We were by the beach, so I thought, hey, let's go swimming!  I love the beach! :D  They said it probably wasn't a good idea because it was a reverse tide.  Uh... Ok.  I didn't understand, but didn't argue either.  I soon noticed that waves were coming in from both directions, like we were on a small beach or peninsula.  The tide quickly rose, and I found a tall rock and where the girls and I could get a sure footing.  Luckily no more waves came in and the water receded.

When we got back on the sand, people were strewn all over the place.  We then heard screams coming from the north and saw a 10 foot tall Gila Monster.  It was moving lightning fast and eating people left and right.  It was coming our way, so I made sure the girls were safe before climbing for safety myself.  I started climbing right as the Gila Monster got to us, so it was focused on me.  I climbed as fast as I could, but it caught up to me.  And its head was level with mine, I got a firm grip with my left hand and used my right to land several solid punches.  Eventually it fell and I dropped down to make sure it was dead.

Dream Ending speculation: One of the cute girls says, "Oh my hero!" and we live happily ever after :P

Guns, Escapes, and Girls

Ghost Recon Phantoms Dreamworld
So, it was as if I was playing Ghost Recon Phantoms, but I was and actual player.  We were on the map attica, I went downstairs and saw a guy up the stairs at their entrance.  I shot and hit him 2 or 3 times, at which time he dropped to the floor as to be out of view.  I also laid down and waited for him to peek his head, when he did, POW, game over.  When the game ended I took off my helmet and went upstairs to be social.  I noticed one of the gamers was a cute girl telling everyone gg (good game).  So I went up to her and told her gg, but she didn't seem interested in me.  Story of my life :P

The Escape
We were all prisoners of a medieval group.  We were time travelers and needed to escape. There were about 10 of us, but we needed to wait for a certain time to activate the portal.  We made our way to the where the portal would be opened and I took watch at the front entrance which was a narrow path with a door at the entrance.  I pulled out my sword and waited.  I then thought we should take some girls with us (uh, kind of like Lehi and his sons I guess), so I opened the front door, and invited some of the other female prisoners to come with us.  Some came through, so I shut the door and waited.  When it was time, I went to the back where the portal entrance would open.

The portal opening device is a complicated contraption with many pieces that need to be put together.  I noticed they had waited to start putting it together until it was time to open the portal!  I scolded them for not putting it together while I was guarding and waiting. I made a quick attempted to help, and hurried back to my post.  Hopefully, I could hold them off long enough, but it was too late.  They had sent a bunch of women through the front door, hoping we wouldn't have the guts to fight them. I thought, it's us or them.  The first woman came up and I fought her.  I got 2 good slashes in and she retreated.  I stabbed the second girl pretty quickly and they all retreated.  I went back to see how the portal was going, but I notice a huge army coming in through the back entrance.  They got through the door and we were done for.

I jumped over the railing and down into the street.  I started running, but for some reason couldn't run very fast, so I used my hands and legs to get into the town housing area, running through people's houses.  I woke up, but they probably killed me :P

YSA Activity

I showed up to a massive YSA activity using a huge stake center.  I saw dad there, and he suggested I take off my suit coat.  I had a vest on underneath, so I still looked pretty good (I was probbably dressed for doing something before the activity). I took my suit coat to dad's car and went inside.  The curtain was pulled in the gym as to separate it into two separate rooms.  I mingled with a few people, I remember talking to Paige Higgins Foutz.  She gave me the cold shoulder, so I went to talk to others, realized I had my glasses on, so I took them off and was about to head for dad's car to put them there, at which time I woke up.  No numbers :(

School, Superheroes, and Friends

So, it started out with me being in school, studying for finals (probably my last year... again.)  I was just relaxing with my roommates and when we went outside there was a fight.  I can't remember who we were fighting, but we were able to push them back until we saw a giant superman and wonder woman about 40 stories tall stomping down the street destroying everything in its path.

I was then in a room with Terra playing a superheroes interactive game (like the Wii).  Though we had to hold a house phone-looking device in our hand the entire time, the game would pick up on leaning forward for movement and different actions for different super-hero abilities.  We decided we had a little more than an hour before we had to be at the temple (probably to work), so we could take on these 2 giants before we left.  She chose Black Widow and I wanted someone like Spider man or Superman (i know, Marvel and DC mashed together), I ended up with some army guy with weapons not as cool as Iron Man.

It took us a while to get the movement and moves down, taking the little guys down first, but then it almost turned into a reunion.  A bunch of friends came in to say hi, I only remember Kate (who is on a mission) coming in and giving us big hugs.  At about the time we were going to fight the 2 giant superheroes I woke up.