The Cure

I do not have any powers or abilities, but I am an action hero. The dream starts with me being captured by the main bad guy. He had me hooked up to a machine that literally rips the skeleton out of your body. Yeah, pretty gross. So, he makes his long bad guy speech, turns the machine on, and walks away laughing maniacally. 

I feel the pain of the machine separating bone and flesh. The pain intensifies until I feel a great tear and I see my skeleton creeping away from me. "I'm still alive!," I thought. I needed to get my skeleton back fast though, because I didn't know how much longer I had. Without bones I was able to slip through the contraption. I mustered all my strength and pushed myself into the skeleton. I was whole, but weak, bleeding, and fragile.

I needed a surgeon. I took down a guard to get out of the room, and luckily we were in a hospital! I asked the receptionist where the operating room was, she said the 14th floor. I got on the elevator, but while on the elevator someone said it was in the neighboring building. When I got off, another man followed me and attacked me. I got his gun away from him, but all I could find for a weapon was a pen. With a few well placed jabs he was out. I checked to make sure I didn't break any major seems, but I appeared to be OK.

When I got to the next building, I saw a man in a mirror who looked similar to me but older. He was mouthing something, but I didn't understand. I went to the other side, he said to go to the bathroom, the cure would be in there. I found the bathroom, and the cure which looked like a thermometer with a packet of liquid attached. 

About that time the man entered and said I was two minutes late. I thought maybe it was me from the future, but couldn't be sure. I took the medicine, and he told me I would be fine, but they would be after me and I had to escape.

That's where the dream ended. I'm sure I got out and exacted my revenge. ;)

The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster

Temple Drug Tester
Ok, so yesterday was my first day working in the oquirrh mountain temple, sooo.... it's not my fault.  Disclaimer, the temple is NOTHING like this, this was just a dream, so if you want more information check out http://www.mormon.org/faq/use-of-temples .  Ok, so basically I was assigned with someone else to select random people for drug tests.  Yeah, it was very strange, and I remember at one point someone (I think from my ward) stood up and called out two people in the front who she said would very obviously fail the test.  When she said that, they made their way out of the temple and we walked with them (kind of like a walking chase) out of the room.  End, I know, boring, but thought it was strange.


10 Min Bathroom Blitz
Ok, another short strange one to waste your time.  So, we were on a 10 minute break from something.  I went down to the bathrooms (because I had to go!), but they didn't say which was Mens and Womens. So, I chose one.  I saw a ton of stalls (like 100), so I thought it might be the womens, but at this point I didn't care.  Shortly after a bunch of guys slided in on discs raiding the girls bathroom (of course the stalls kind of disappeared and it was all clean playful fun).


The Legend of the Mexican Gila Monster
This one is actually a full story.  It starts with me and Sean in Mexico somewhere where I served my mission.  Sean ordered something, but it had black stuff on it, so I asked if it was from black beans or mole (even though mole really isn't black).  They said black beans and I continued to tell Sean about how much I didn't like mole, and asked if I could see the container just so I could look through the ingredients,  but I wasn't hungry.  A young Mexican girl came a sat by us.  Sean told me to be careful of the young ones, because they usually speak English, but I said I knew her from the mission.  The server came back and said some stuff in Spanish, but I had a hard time understanding.  He came back a little later with a green drink.  My brother didn't want it, and afterwards the Mexican girl explained that he offered us a kale and liver drink and I said sure, UGH! Too bad he didn't drink it! :D

As we left the restaurant, I realized I left my keys where I was sitting, and I saw someone else about to sit in my seat, so I quickly reached down and got them.  There were now 3 girls and Sean and I walking.  And I asked Sean where the car was because I didn't have my wallet and felt that I should.  Sean said it was quite a ways away, but he wanted to get something from it too, so he and the cutest girl (don't judge :P ) went out to the car.  The other 2 girls were still plenty cute, so I was still happy.

We were by the beach, so I thought, hey, let's go swimming!  I love the beach! :D  They said it probably wasn't a good idea because it was a reverse tide.  Uh... Ok.  I didn't understand, but didn't argue either.  I soon noticed that waves were coming in from both directions, like we were on a small beach or peninsula.  The tide quickly rose, and I found a tall rock and where the girls and I could get a sure footing.  Luckily no more waves came in and the water receded.

When we got back on the sand, people were strewn all over the place.  We then heard screams coming from the north and saw a 10 foot tall Gila Monster.  It was moving lightning fast and eating people left and right.  It was coming our way, so I made sure the girls were safe before climbing for safety myself.  I started climbing right as the Gila Monster got to us, so it was focused on me.  I climbed as fast as I could, but it caught up to me.  And its head was level with mine, I got a firm grip with my left hand and used my right to land several solid punches.  Eventually it fell and I dropped down to make sure it was dead.

Dream Ending speculation: One of the cute girls says, "Oh my hero!" and we live happily ever after :P

Dreams a-plenty

Ok, so for some reason my body wanted to sleep for like... 15 hours and have some strange dreams, so... here we go!

Moving Day
So, I really hate moving.. This dream starts out with me packing and trying to get ready for a flight in time.  I remember using Sean's present, a very expensive frying pan.  As I pick it up I noticed some wear on it and feel guilty about using it.  I'm trying to rush it, but my flight leaves in an hour and it seems hopeless.  That's about it, I probably don't make it :(  but it's just a dream!

Second Mission Chaos
So, for some reason I dream often I'm on a second mission.  This time our apartment is my home, and there's quite a few of us there.  My trainer from my first mission, Sean, Johnathan Robinson, and some others including the previous missionaries from the area.  We were taking the day off and slacking for some reason.  One of the elders was making calls and I was playing on the classic gameboy with the green screen.  I'm messing around with the volume so that it doesn't disturb his calls.  One of the previous missionaries for the area comes by and tells us some things about the area.  He tells us about one family to get close to because they give us a lot of stuff (what kind of missionaries ARE we!?).  For example, he shows us this strange fruit.  Cause, I'm all about those strange fruits :P

So, after a while the dream shifted and we were under attack by 1-foot tall shadow creatures.  These shadows especially went after virgins, oh goodie!  So, I remember trying to escape them and we ended up at the provo mall.  Unfortunately another short ended dream

Bonus
Ok, I know this one's strange, but it was almost like I was watching a youtube video more than actually being there.  So, I think a bunch of guys were playing football and this one guy gets hit really hard.  Uh, so hard in fact his legs are torn off.  He doesn't seem too phased by it though.  He then reaches for his legs, shoves them back in his sockets and trys to walk on them.  Everyone's trying to stop him, and they eventually do to get him to the hospital.

Home and Camping

Visiting Home
So, I don't remember a lot about this one, but I do remember being in Long Beach visiting home.  Sean and dad were there and I remember talking about a new Mexican restaurant that was just amazing that we had to visit!  Dad also did something... strange.  He had set up all of these foil balloons tied outside on tree branches to get a better signal (for what, I don't know).  Anyways, dad opens up the trunk of his Toyota Celica and takes out this foil balloon with a really long string to get an even better signal.  Odd, but that's all I remember.
really good Mexican food

Hiking and Charity
So, I remember being out camping or hiking with my brother and dad and a few others.  That somehow turned into a collection to support orphans.  We went around getting collections and putting them in a piggy bank, then we hiked up to the house.  All the children were outside, so we brought the piggy bank and put it in their room while they were away.  I slipped a 5 in there as a last donation.  I remember just talking with a few people, mom appeared and started making suggestions on how to use the money for the children, I remember pizza night :P

While we were talking some wild bunnies came by (about 3), and they were cute, but kept biting and nibbling at us.  Someone decided to get a blunt object, club them, and make a stew!  Haha, it was sad to actually see him club the bunnies, but for them it was going to be a huge feast!

Mix

Murder Mystery

1. I was helping dad set up a murder mystery.  He was talking about hidden clues in a stationary bicycle, but what he really wanted me to do is pick up bread for the dinner.  

Bubble Pipe

The other one was me at work after a long time at work, and what I really wanted to record was seeing Aaron Wright there.  He was trying to give up smoking, so he carried around a bubble pipe, haha, I could totally see him doing that :P

Guns, Escapes, and Girls

Ghost Recon Phantoms Dreamworld
So, it was as if I was playing Ghost Recon Phantoms, but I was and actual player.  We were on the map attica, I went downstairs and saw a guy up the stairs at their entrance.  I shot and hit him 2 or 3 times, at which time he dropped to the floor as to be out of view.  I also laid down and waited for him to peek his head, when he did, POW, game over.  When the game ended I took off my helmet and went upstairs to be social.  I noticed one of the gamers was a cute girl telling everyone gg (good game).  So I went up to her and told her gg, but she didn't seem interested in me.  Story of my life :P

The Escape
We were all prisoners of a medieval group.  We were time travelers and needed to escape. There were about 10 of us, but we needed to wait for a certain time to activate the portal.  We made our way to the where the portal would be opened and I took watch at the front entrance which was a narrow path with a door at the entrance.  I pulled out my sword and waited.  I then thought we should take some girls with us (uh, kind of like Lehi and his sons I guess), so I opened the front door, and invited some of the other female prisoners to come with us.  Some came through, so I shut the door and waited.  When it was time, I went to the back where the portal entrance would open.

The portal opening device is a complicated contraption with many pieces that need to be put together.  I noticed they had waited to start putting it together until it was time to open the portal!  I scolded them for not putting it together while I was guarding and waiting. I made a quick attempted to help, and hurried back to my post.  Hopefully, I could hold them off long enough, but it was too late.  They had sent a bunch of women through the front door, hoping we wouldn't have the guts to fight them. I thought, it's us or them.  The first woman came up and I fought her.  I got 2 good slashes in and she retreated.  I stabbed the second girl pretty quickly and they all retreated.  I went back to see how the portal was going, but I notice a huge army coming in through the back entrance.  They got through the door and we were done for.

I jumped over the railing and down into the street.  I started running, but for some reason couldn't run very fast, so I used my hands and legs to get into the town housing area, running through people's houses.  I woke up, but they probably killed me :P

YSA Activity

I showed up to a massive YSA activity using a huge stake center.  I saw dad there, and he suggested I take off my suit coat.  I had a vest on underneath, so I still looked pretty good (I was probbably dressed for doing something before the activity). I took my suit coat to dad's car and went inside.  The curtain was pulled in the gym as to separate it into two separate rooms.  I mingled with a few people, I remember talking to Paige Higgins Foutz.  She gave me the cold shoulder, so I went to talk to others, realized I had my glasses on, so I took them off and was about to head for dad's car to put them there, at which time I woke up.  No numbers :(

Deception and World Destruction

So, I don't remember these very well...

Deception

So, I was in some secret organization, and the number 2 was putting together some sort of demonstration at a church building.  I didn't feel quite right about it and the more I found out, the less I wanted to be a part of it.  The first time I tried to escape I did it quietly, but they brought me back.  The second time I was a bit more dramatic :)  I went up to the registration desk, jumped on it, and kicked I think a computer off the table and bolted.  I found the number 1 and told him what was happening.  I said now that I thought about it, number 2 seemed to have more gray hair.  He confirmed that he had a twin with more gray and dis-shoveled hair.  Together we went back to stop them, but I can't remember what happened next.

World Destruction

It begins in outer space, just outside the Earth's atmosphere.  I chubby strange little alien, let's call him Zorb, was plotting with his minion on how he was going to destroy this planet.  He was bragging about all the other 100's of planets he had destroyed previously.  He finally decided to plague the Earth with a terrible virus.  However, as he descended, he was surprised by the atmosphere, never encountering something like this before.  Luckily it burned up the virus and he landed near where we were residing.  

Here I lived with my friend, let's call him Cyrus.  We met Zorb in a swamp-like area filled with much water. So, how do you convince and an alien not to destroy your planet?  You show him Earth literature of course!  So, we took a canoe to the library where Cyrus showed him a bunch of books.  He would occasionally ask me about a book, and I would usually respond that I've read it and it was good.  For some reason we decided to move on.  Cyrus told me to fetch the canoe that floated down a bit.  As I got it I could see huge fish below.  We went back to the mainland where I saw Cyrus was actually a reindeer.  (I'm sorry, but this part is due to a stupid movie called blizzard).  So, when we got to the mainland, Cyrus picked up his cloak and headed out into the woods.  As he did so, he became invisible.  Zorb made some remark and then I woke up.